6 hours in matching making NOT ONE GAME YET

So going on 6 hours in match making max, I'm with my friend in this watching movies, waiting. I have got to was 32 players but hover at a good 16 all the time.
Why are we on only eu servers?
Why have you guys not done a bump down to a lower play count? At the very least.
There is no way you guys are getting any data this weekend at all.

EU ping 115
N/A and ping is 111
AZ/OCE witch the ping is 268

What a joke.