Infinite Loadscreen on Startup

Bought the game. Downloaded and booted up. Initial splash screen shows, then the studio logos, then a loading page... which sticks around forever.

I have tried:
Forcing v-sync
running as administrator
running in compatibility mode
Updating DirectX
Updating Nvidea drivers
Forcing the game to run in compatibility mode
Forcing the game to run using Nvidea graphics
Verifying integrity of the game files

No results.

Time of this report: 11/25/2019, 20:25:08
Machine name: WARTHOG
Machine Id: {096A1492-7EFA-4305-B508-9078BDD57778}
Operating System: Windows 10 Home 64-bit (10.0, Build 18362) (18362.19h1_release.190318-1202)
Language: English (Regional Setting: English)
System Manufacturer: Micro-Star International Co., Ltd.
System Model: GT70 2OC/2OD
BIOS: E1763IMS.507 (type: UEFI)
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4700MQ CPU @ 2.40GHz (8 CPUs), ~2.4GHz
Memory: 8192MB RAM
Available OS Memory: 8080MB RAM
Page File: 6502MB used, 5288MB available
Windows Dir: C:\WINDOWS
DirectX Version: DirectX 12
DX Setup Parameters: Not found
User DPI Setting: 96 DPI (100 percent)
System DPI Setting: 96 DPI (100 percent)
DWM DPI Scaling: Disabled
Miracast: Available, with HDCP
Microsoft Graphics Hybrid: Supported
DirectX Database Version: 1.1.1
DxDiag Version: 10.00.18362.0387 64bit Unicode

What is a boy to do?

Hello @MontaguMon . Did you try to uninstall and reinstall the game ?

@Reymey Hey fella, yes i have. I got no results

@Reymey Reymey Reymey Reymey. You're killing me. I'm screaming in the void. You must have further advice. I'm pleading, I'm begging